Meeting a fellow shipper 

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Hey guys! We are selling new infinity bracelets at Evan’s Second Skin! 10$ a piece! Cheaper then any of the crap you’ll find at the mall! Definitely cheaper and quicker to get here than the Internet! For only 10$ a piece!! (No need to worry about shipping an handling! Since ya know. This isn’t the Internet!) Come on by anytime and check out our jewelry and of course our Artist! Open 11am-11pm 7 days a week!

✿ send me a floral question ✿

  • Daisy: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • Carnation: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • Jasmine: What color looks best on you?
  • foxglove: Name three facts about your family?
  • Allium: What's the best thing you can cook?
  • Orange Blossom: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • Poinsettia: Favorite holiday dish?
  • Oxlip: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?
  • Daffodil: What's the most thoughtful present you've ever received?
  • Rose: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • Amsonia: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • Peony: What's your favorite hot beverage?
  • Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • Myrtle: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • Hibiscus: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • Zinnia: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • Poppy: What color was your childhood home?
  • Hydrangea: Starbucks order?
  • Violet: Do you like where you're from?
  • Locust: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • Rhododendron: What's the scariest dream you've ever had?
  • Queen Anne's Lace: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?
  • Aster: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • Marigold: Do you listen to what's on the radio?
  • Heliconia: Do you like when it rains?
  • Azalea: What's a movie you cried while watching?
  • Dandelion: Do you think you're important?


"animated tv shows for adults can’t really be funny unless they’re offensive, it’s called satire!"

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is this sims

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I’ve seen you slip a shaft through a rabbit’s eye at two hundred yards.

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so the gifset didn’t load correctly

woth the taste of your lops im on a rode

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Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

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"I’m not totally mad at you. I’m just sad. You’re all locked up in that little world of yours, and when I try knocking on the door, you just sort of look up for a second and go right back inside."

Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via endangerment)

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*sends selfies using a telegraph*





anybody know where i can borrow $5680?

How did you get a fifty cent discount

asking nicely 

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