rosiebeck:

Rob Lowe is so fucking underrated.

(via scottsonnier)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name four noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via jeniferher-nandez)

roachpatrol:

tibets:

WHAT IS ON HIS NECK THIS IS ILLEGAL

i didn’t actually think there were actually any actual people actually like this

(via asterionboy)

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

(via asterionboy)

(Source: bedabug, via naked-lotus)

If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.

(Source: defekait, via naked-lotus)

cupcakeinator1:

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

Seriously girl scouts for the win!

(via naked-lotus)

karla-worldd:

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

(via magstah)

amoyed:

is this what heaven looks like

(Source: sizvideos, via naked-lotus)

(Source: reddlr-trees, via andyrourkee)

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

(via magstah)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: ganondilf, via milfcommander)

(Source: amypoehler, via deadchinadoll)

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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