just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name four noble truths of buddhism
If we are spooning and I arch my butt into you there is a 1000% chance I don’t actually have to stretch and that I just want to feel your boner.
I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?